Night Sky Wanderer Mugs

Astronomical observations.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Questions

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

We're With Stupid

"Space wants to kill you."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"How may I be of service?"

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Astronaut

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"Another fly-over planet."

Scarecrow.

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'