Night Shift Survivors Mugs

"My new day job is killing me."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'I'm here for your coffee.'

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This coffee can keep you up

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Mouse shopping after hours

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Sleeping like a baby'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'