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"Another bad night then?"

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'I'm here for your coffee.'

This coffee can keep you up

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"My new day job is killing me."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

"Miss Caldwell, write twenty letters, make five Xerox copies of each, feed the whole lot into the shredder, and then, if it's five o'clock, you may go home."

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'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"What is the speed of dark?"