Night Shift Marathoners T-Shirts

Tired parents

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Caption Contest TK

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

This coffee can keep you up

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

"My new day job is killing me."

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Athlete

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

"What is the speed of dark?"