"I've made it a rule never to drink during the day, and never to refuse a drink after dark."
Night Owl Sipper Mugs
Start their late-night hours with a mug that celebrates the night owl’s love for nighttime sipping. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs are as witty and warm as their midnight adventures.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
Dog Nightmares
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Try thinking about something else."
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
Camping-Pong
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
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