"Is the light bothering you?"
Night Owl Reader Pillows
Add comfort to their late-night reading routine with our plush pillows, crafted for those who love to unwind with a good book into the quiet hours.
'I'm not eating. I couldn't sleep so I decided to read.'
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"The overthinker"
The Streets - Night
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
Camping-Pong
Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
Serenading
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
Night Owl Reader Pillows Collection
Night Owl Reader Mugs
Explore our collection of night owl reader mugs—perfect for late-night coffee or tea with witty sayings and cozy designs.
Night Owl Reader Prints
Decorate their space with beautiful prints inspired by love for reading after dark—perfect for any literary enthusiast’s wall.
Night Owl Reader T-Shirts
Looking for t-shirts that speak to their love of night-time reading? Browse our designs featuring clever literary quotes and whimsical art.