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The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Late night teddy reading

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Night-time halo

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Serenading

Camping-Pong

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."