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The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Late night teddy reading

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Night-time halo

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"The overthinker"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Camping-Pong

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Snooze Bar.