Night Owl Confessions T-Shirts

"I need something to help me get to sleep..."

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"The overthinker"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

Serenading

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Camping-Pong

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Snooze Bar.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."