
"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"
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"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
Camping-Pong
Serenading
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
The Snooze Bar.
Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar
Bingo night.
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