Night Class Instructor Pillows

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Viola player coming through!"

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

The End is Night

TV Repair 101.

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"Ever have an Out-Of-Body Cam experience?"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

Psychology Dept. What should I call my paper on the increase in aggressive impulses during spring? "Beward the ids of March"!

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

'I teach junkyard security at the local obedience college.'

Glissando!

'I did it at the skill centre'

Artist and night

"But I'm not even tir..."

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'