Night Class Instructor Pillows

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Viola player coming through!"

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

TV Repair 101.

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Ever have an Out-Of-Body Cam experience?"

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

Glissando!

"But I'm not even tir..."

Artist and night

'I teach junkyard security at the local obedience college.'

'I did it at the skill centre'

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'