Nicotine Buster Pillows

'12-step Meetings Alcoholics Anonymous, Nicotine Anonymous and Junk Food Anonymous.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'There you are - it works!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

No smoking initiative.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

Smoker's Airline.

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

'I've tried Nicotine Patches, but they won't stay lit.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

Stop Smoking Programe.

"Patch?"

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'