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Doctors Through the Ages...

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Flags

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

Greek Crisis

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

You are here.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Brexit 2016

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

Sing along with Mueller

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

'This doesn't look good.'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Brexit Tortoise

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."