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Decline of the newspaper Stand

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The Paper Route

'It is too snowing!'

Paper Boy

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Brick and Mortar

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

All Major Cash Honored.

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Sleaze, please.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Man Readig Paper

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

Conrad Black: 'Let us cross into Canada immediately! The Florida climate is killing my wife.'

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'