Newspaper Seller Prints

Extra! Extra! Internet is putting us out of business!

"You're fired! Read all about it!"

'Newspaper seller inherits miraculous powers'

Local Man Freezes to Death Selling Newspapers

'That was fun!'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Freedom of Speech

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Paper Boy

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

A dog reads a newspaper

'So, what are the terms of use?'

News - Panto stars to strike.

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Quite literary.

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

Mole News: Obituaries

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'