News Nostalgist Prints

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Newspapers before paper.

Commuters Astounded By Man Reading On Train

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."