News Nostalgist Prints

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

I Miss Newspapers

Blame it on the Bossa Nova

Haven't you heard that newspapers are dying, Lars? Actually, they are

Newspapers before paper.

Commuters Astounded By Man Reading On Train

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'