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'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Neo-International Law

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Cord cutter

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

The wrecking crew!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

John F. Kennedy

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"I'll never forget you."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Chilcot's report and the blood of martyrs

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

US strike on Syria.

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Mission accomplished.

Enough is Enough

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"