News Editor T-Shirts

'Remember Jones! It's not exaggeration if you believe it!'

Headline: 'Something happened but it was all over by the time we got there.'

"I get my news online...none of that fake stuff for me..."

Good Gnus-Bad Gnus

Editor hanging himself, "Hold the front page."

'This is a disgrace! I read about it online!'

"What's up? No trash in your paper today?"

Gutter press offering cash for stories.

"They're called this because historically they had news in them."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Another school shooting - should I send out a camera crew?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Fake News

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"We need a cancer story for page 6, a 'cure' this time, we had two 'causes' last week. If you can link it sex that's a double win!"

Newspapers and Crisis

Incredible

The Press (portrayed as Vultures)

"Here's that interview with some soldiers in Iraq...they say we ignore the advances they've made and sensationalize the bad news." "That's ridiculous! Kill it!"

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will totally freak out....'

'I write the crawl...'

'It's vital that we get our news staff care protocols written up and distributed!' We have to make sure the staff are reassured that management is taking the issue of stress and overwork SERIOUSLY.'

NBS NEWS, 'Take this editorial, Miss Whimby, and disguise it as a news story.'

"Just in: Trump attack a baby. Redirect all outrage to this!"

"No, I don't think the tabloid press are hacking your hearing aid."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

We Need a Process for All These Retractions

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."