News Article Enthusiast Prints

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"They grow up so fast."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Reporter #6: television.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Capital Tours

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service