Newlywed Wife Mugs

"Thanks for a lovely day. We'll have to do it again some time"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"...until death do you a favor."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Is that pancake ready yet?

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Get a tomb!"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'