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'Today, you enter the real world about which you've heard so many horror stories.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"...until death do you a favor."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Is that pancake ready yet?

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Get a tomb!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"