Newborn Twins Prints

'You had twins'

The Baby Walker

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Mime Baby

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Groovy Baby

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

Maternity tattoos

"No, they didn't live happily ever after, but they fared pretty well relative to every other miserable slop in the Dark Ages."

'What's the plural of baby?'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

man juggling career, home and children

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Newborns on cell phones

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Twins

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"It had better be twins."