New Zealand Culture T-Shirts

'Damn computer hakas'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Surfing koala.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Diolch

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Boomerang cow.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Kiwi Ingenuity

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Dylan Thomas

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

The Eureka Stockade

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"