New York Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

Misery/Torment/N.Y. Football

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

A skier and a paraglider

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."