New York Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

Misery/Torment/N.Y. Football

I like the Jets...I guess

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A skier and a paraglider

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.