New Year Resolution Mugs

Year-At-A-Glance

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Yoga for beginners,

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

January Joiner

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

Before and After diet photos.

New Years Reolutions

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'