New Year Resolution Keeper Prints

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Yoga for beginners,

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

January Joiner

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

New Years Reolutions