New Year Optimists Mugs

"Good riddance, 2020"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"It all looks fine to me."

"I hate this time of year."

Try not to worry.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Tom's last day.

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Do-over

"My glass is half empty"

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

Cup half full

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

The Manifestation of Dreams

World News for 2018

"The side effects of this experimental medication are; happiness, improved eye sight and increased strength. . . Oh well, back to the drawing board."

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

Gym Resolutions

'We're projecting growth in the third year, but unfortunately, we'll be out of business by then.'

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"I was let go."