New Wave Fanatic Mugs

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Cimafunk

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Punk Reindeer

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

"And this is where we all gave up."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Robbie Williams

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Ray Davies

Volcaniax

The Little Drummer Boy.

Ozzy Osbourne

Futuristic Teenagers.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

A 60's pop group

Angus McKinnon Young

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'I'm with the band.'

Ian Dury

Imagine Dragons

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Turn down the bass."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."