New Wave Fanatic Mugs

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Punk Reindeer

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

"Check out this new store."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Volcaniax

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Gangsta wrap.

A 60's pop group

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Imagine Dragons

Robert Burns

'I'm with the band.'

"Turn down the bass."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Guitar.