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"I gave you 24 hours to review and report on the Internet in thirty words or less. Now let's have it."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Pipe Dream.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Leadership suits you

Empty box of ideas

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Bright Idea

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Under new blame.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Deadline

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Joe Henry

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

One-man band rehearsal.

Recycling centre

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"I know everyone see me as a manager, but really I am a leader."

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

Cab Calloway Swings

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'I want to thank you for sending me to those Excellency training classes.'

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

Super Homeworld

"I always create to-do lists."

Architect at a batllefield.