New Performance Pillows

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Primitive magician

"Bravo!"

'He's maturing early.'

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The Just Me Band"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Free Bird!"

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Send in the Clones.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."