New Patio Mugs

Canape?

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

Allotment

Empty box of ideas

"And this is our media room."

Rose Garden

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Beach Barbecue

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Getting to Know You

Candle Portraits.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Get... a-nother room!"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'