New Parents Club T-Shirts

Declare their new parent status! Our witty and charming t-shirts are perfect for new moms and dads wanting to share their pride and humor. Stylish, comfortable, and full of personality—ideal for everyday wear.

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'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

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City Zoo: Day Care

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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone." mockup

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?' mockup

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?' mockup

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

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A young Don King

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.” mockup

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

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Batman at the Maternity Ward

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Cry babies.

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'I told you it would be useful.'

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'Ahhh...'

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'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!'' mockup

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

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baby sweetcorn...

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The Baby Walker

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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Interior design trends for parents.... mockup

Interior design trends for parents....

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'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.' mockup

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

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"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!" mockup

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.' mockup

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

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A Communal Breakfast for the Young mockup

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

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"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!" mockup

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

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'Hi hon! How's the little monster?' mockup

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

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"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something." mockup

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

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"They're so adorable at that age!" mockup

"They're so adorable at that age!"

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Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy. mockup

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

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"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!" mockup

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

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When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it! mockup

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

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"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?" mockup

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

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'He has your nose and my ears.'

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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?' mockup

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

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'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.' mockup

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

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A mother and baby elephant

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"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults." mockup

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

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New Parents Club T-Shirts Collection

New Parents Club Mugs

Discover more hilarious and heartfelt mugs designed specifically for new parents on our dedicated mugs page.

New Parents Club Pillows

Snuggle with our playful pillows that celebrate the chaos and love of the new parenting journey—find them on our pillows page.

New Parents Club Prints

Bring home inspiring and humorous art prints celebrating new parenthood—browse our vibrant prints that add personality to any nursery or living space.