'Now, now - why are you still crying?!'
New Parent Sympathizer T-Shirts
Share the humor of new parent life with t-shirts that light up the room. Comfortably witty and relatable, they make giving and receiving a fun experience during this special time.
City Zoo: Day Care
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
A young Don King
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
Cry babies.
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
'Ahhh...'
'I told you it would be useful.'
The Baby Walker
baby sweetcorn...
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
Interior design trends for parents....
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'He has your nose and my ears.'
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"They're so adorable at that age!"
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
A Communal Breakfast for the Young
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
A mother and baby elephant
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
New Parent Sympathizer T-Shirts Collection
New Parent Sympathizer Mugs
Looking for more humorous and heartfelt gifts for new parents? Explore our collection of mugs that bring smiles and laughs during those early mornings and late nights.
New Parent Sympathizer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring comfort and humor to anyone navigating the joys of new parenthood. A charming addition to their relaxing space.
New Parent Sympathizer Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously celebrate new parenthood—sure to bring smiles and spark conversations in any home.