"But we agreed I'd be a stay-at-home Dad."
New Parent Struggles Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—the perfect mug for new parents. Whether it's coffee or tea, these humorous designs celebrate the joys and struggles of early parenthood one sip at a time.
City Zoo: Day Care
"Can I borrow the car keys?"
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
Madonna of the Pukes.
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
A young Don King
Cry babies.
baby sweetcorn...
The Baby Walker
'Ahhh...'
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
'I told you it would be useful.'
"She's been so creative lately."
"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
Interior design trends for parents....
A midwife holding a baby
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."
'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
New Parent Struggles Mugs Collection
New Parent Struggles Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and comfort to any new parent's space. Ideal for lounging between naps and chasing after little ones.
New Parent Struggles Prints
Add a touch of humor to their nursery or living area with prints that celebrate the rollercoaster of new parenthood in a fun and stylish way.
New Parent Struggles T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts for new parents. Witty, comfortable, and relatable—perfect for those first diaper changes and sleepless nights.