New Parent Pro Mugs

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

A young Don King

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Cry babies.

baby sweetcorn...

The Baby Walker

'Ahhh...'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'I told you it would be useful.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

A midwife holding a baby

"She's been so creative lately."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'