New Orleans Culture Mugs

Dixieswamp

Hollywood Sign Developers

Mardi Gras

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Essex computer.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Environment-Friendly books - all written within a 100-mile radius.

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

With Friends Like These

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

'How very Blackheath!'

Susan Collins

New Year's Resolutions for Angelenos

Alligator shoes.

'How very Putney!'

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

Locally Sourced Gossip Here

'We've got a saying here about our beef hut, Claude. . . 'if you don't like the service, just wait 45 minutes.' Drives out-of-towners nuts!'

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

Minnesota State Fair.

'Nah. . .too swampy.'

Independents blocking chain groceries.