New Opportunities Mugs

Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

I think you should go after my job!

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

Job hoppers.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

Home Business - Wife.

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

"Ambitions... to be opened."

Felicity tells me you run your own mobile business.

"...Yes, I do. But, I also believe in hate at first sight."

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

Thelma's bricklaying course was beginning to pay off

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Penguin: 'NOW we get to FLY!'

Don't be chicken. Follow your dreams.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'