New Office Prints

'You shouldn't have.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Lumbar support animal

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'