New Mom Musings Mugs

'Didn't think I even wanted one. I blame it on my biological cuckoo clock.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Whoa

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Men explained.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Whoa

Maternity Hospital

Biological Alarm Clock.