New Marriage In Family Mugs

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"...until death do you a favor."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Is that pancake ready yet?

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Get a tomb!"