New Job In Manufacturing Gifts

Production line producing production line workers.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'How fast can you hype?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Others will fight for you

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Work/Life Balance

Claus 2.0

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Bo're'droom