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The young Lisa Laflamme.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

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Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Schengen

"Good boy."

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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Welcome to the future"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'