New Home Office Gifts

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I'm working from home today."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"I really got used to working from home."

"I want to work from home!"

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

Studio in December

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"