New Home Inspiration Mugs

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

LAY ZEE FUK

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Allotment

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"And this is our media room."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Rose Garden

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Beach Barbecue

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Get... a-nother room!"

Candle Portraits.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Getting to Know You