New Home Inspiration Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Gardener

Allotment

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"And this is our media room."

Rose Garden

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Beach Barbecue

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Candle Portraits.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."