New Home Improvement Prints

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Light Bulb Moment

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Man using to much bug spray

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.