New Home Design Prints

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Gardener

Allotment

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"And this is our media room."

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Get... a-nother room!"

Candle Portraits.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'