New Home Design Prints

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'