New Gym Enthusiast Prints

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercise now!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Exercising

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.