New Friend Drama Pillows

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

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A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Time for tea and friendship.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Toast'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Little boys

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"You're not the 'Yes Man' you used to be, Smilby."

Visiting 'friends'.

It's good to get together with friends!

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

The youth shows responsibility!

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

Field hockey injury? A doctor will see you after the football concussion

The swamp of adolescence

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'