New Family Tradition Pillows

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

"It's a Bermudez New Year's tradition! While adults reflect peacefully on the previous 12 months...the children clean the entire house."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

Mythical Family of Four

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

Christening

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

"I can tell you that's not the version of Uncle Sam that I grew up with."

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."