New Discovery Enthusiast Mugs

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Welcome to the Team

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Surprise!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"