Coming to an agreement
New Corporate Role Prints
Decorate their office or home with a print that marks their new corporate chapter. An inspiring reminder of their achievement.
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."
'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'
Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'
'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."
Welcome to the Team
Leadership suits you
He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.
"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."
"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."
Parade of Businessmen
Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.
'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'
"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"
"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."
Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.
New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.
Office meeting
"It's all a matter of planning...."
"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"
Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.
"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.
Whack-a-mole CEO.
'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'
The new boss brought a sense of urgency.
The role of administration.
"You know, there's a corporate elevator."
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
The little engine that could delegate.
'That's my 'job security' barometer.'
Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.
Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.
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